


Tight Clothes and Short Hair

by iwishmynamewasleon



Category: Zombie Survival Guide
Genre: Horror, Poetry
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-05-18
Updated: 2011-05-18
Packaged: 2015-01-24 09:57:40
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 112
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7003251/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2913190/iwishmynamewasleon
Summary: A summary of some of the important things about surviving a zombie apocalypse, in poem form.





	Tight Clothes and Short Hair

Myths and Realities, Solanum: The Virus

Source. Symptoms. Cross-Species Infection.

Behavioral Patterns; Physical Abilities.

Class 1, Class 2, Class 3, Class 4,

DETECTION.

Train Constantly, Care for Your Tools,

Beware Display Items,

Close Combat, _Power Tools_.

Slings and Arrows, Firearms, Explosives,

Acid, Poison, Biological Warfare.

Tight clothes and short hair.

Surviving an Attack, Banks, Schools,

Hospitals, Shopping Malls, Prisons,

On the Defense.

Establish a destination, Get in Shape,

Sleep!

Alternate Road Transportation, Forest,

Swamp, Urban, Plains Fields.

By Air, By Water.

Living in an Undead World.

Never go off alone!

Study, Study, Study!

Plan Your Route, Assemble a Group,

Be on Guard, Plan B-C-D-E!

Remain Isolated.

Then What?


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